The Passover holiday will soon arrive. And it is important to prepare jokes ahead of time to get your children interested in the Seder. And also possibly in digital marketing.
FYI: Typing the word Chometz on the Google search bar does not qualify as searching for Chometz.
The rest of the jokes I know are not related to digital marketing but if they can get you to smile, that is good enough for me:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he of course doesn’t kneel as Judaism forbids this.
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”
A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight-day holiday, he was eating Matzo, flat crunchy unleavened bread that has dozens of perforations.
A little later, a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this nonsense?”
A lady calls the Rabbi at 10 pm Erev Pesach.
Wife: “Rabbi!, we scattered ten pieces of bread around the house, and my husband only found nine of them. What should we do?”
Rabbi: Is the bread bigger than the size of an olive?
Wife: Yes.
Rabbi: So he has to find it!!
At midnight, she calls again.
Wife: Rabbi!, my husband has already dismantled all the closets, taken out the rugs, turned over the furniture, and nothing. He can not find the tenth piece of chometz!
Rabbi: There’s nothing to do. He must search until he finds it.
2:00 am she calls again.
Wife: Dear Rabbi, we are all tired. My husband has searched on the roof, opened the plumbing, everything, and still has not found it. What can we do?
Rabbi: If it’s more than the size of an olive, there is no choice. He has to find it!
Wife: Can I at least give him a hint?
A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, “What did you learn today?”
He answered, “The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt.”
“How?”
The boy said “Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharaoh up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross.”
The father was shocked. “Is that what the Rabbi taught you?”
The boy replied, “No. But you’d never believe the story he DID tell us!”
And this one you can find in the book of Exodus:
Is it because there are no graves in Egypt that you have taken us out to die in the wilderness?
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